OH MY GOD WHAT
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)
How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!
So I joined tumblr because no one liked me in real life
but,
no one likes me here either
when i was little like in 3rd grade the barenaked ladies were performing at the super bowl
and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual naked ladies”
and i didnt care about football in the 3rd grade, just naked ladies
so i watched the superbowl up until halftime and i was so excited
and then they were like “THE BARENAKED LADIES!!!!”
and it was a bunch of men
that was the worst day of my life
i know what you are
you crush teenagers dreams and make them cry
say it
hiatus
all i have is this blog and my virginity
(Source: 1talian)